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Terrestrial Talking Blues

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I was shining my shoes with butter n oil my soles got slippery so I wrapped them in tin foil my girl walks in n saw them n asked me what was cooking.
I told her I was cooking souls.
Yeah I got a woman she's 5 feet short she laughs n screams hollers n snores she sits like a judge in a courtroom I guess she passed a verdict that we're good looking.
She was better looking than me tho. Prettiest girl you'll never see.

So I left my home didn't have no place to go walked around town n I saw a UFO it was before the snows came down must have been around 10 o'clock.
I didn't have my watch.
Then a Cat in a box jumps out at me he was a General carrying wounds from World War III I thought it was amazing what you can see walking on your feet around the block.
Name was General Patton n I took him to the Fallout shelter. Seemed like a good place to go.

Then I walked into the Doctor's office n they called the police n I told them they didn't know anything about Tesla Judas Marcozzi or Freedom of Speech MY thoughts were racing n they were betting on my horses.
They were all saying NEIGH!
Then in leather straps n metal clamps I was bound down my feet body hands they surrounded me with geeks wishing it was easier to own a Porsche.
Nice car for a psychotic Doctor. I think I'll get me one of those.

Now nuts, vegetables, fruits n beans is all I eat now I enjoy the milk n cheese coming from cows n if you asked me how chicken smells it's delicious!
Skin n all folks skin n all.
I once knew a man who'd eat trays of bacon in one gulp chew five steaks without cutting them up pours pork gravy over everything doesn't use a napkin he's vicious.
He's a real messy eater too. Watch out he don't eat you.

Now I'm like a bean stalk you can climb on me you can catch the clouds you can see the C but if you get up to the top just watch out for those Giants.
Everybody's blood smells English now.
I'm a talker too you can talk to me you can shoot the shit or the breeze but if you're a cop I wont talk to you unless you got a warrant.
Maybe not even then. I don't really like your kind. You take off your uniform n I'll take off mine.

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from Vincent Mische via Vincent Mische, released June 1, 2014

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Vincent Mische New London, Minnesota

I'm a songwriter. I write lyrically astute songs that mean something to me. My age doesn't matter to me, and if it matters to you, I am 25 years old. The town I live in doesn't matter to you, but it matters to me, and it is called Willmar. My state is good. Minnesota is home to me. Of course other people lived in Minnesota, and I don't know them. If I knew somebody, it wouldn't matter... ... more

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